Mr Tumnus & Aslan are druggies!
So yesterday I went to the woods with my friends Abbie & Robson. It’s was very cool indeed but very cold. We got into the woods and found a portaloo and had a little shifty [look] in there. Well Robson did as he is the kind of boy that would look inside loos. Then we went and found a skateboard, took it to the edge of the river and tried to make it float. Unfortunately it sank 
Muwhahahahaaaaaa 
! I told everyone a scary story about the woods that goes like this.
A woman and her 3 kids had come camping in to the woods 10 years ago at this very spot where we are. It was their last night after a lovely weekends camping and the youngest child heard some rustling coming from the bushes. The eldest child got out of the tent to take a look. Suddenly a blood curdling scream could be heard from outside and the second child went to see what had happened to the first. He couldn’t find the him anywhere but then he saw a shadow and suddenly everything went black. From inside the tent the youngest child and his mother could hear another piercing scream then a deadly and mysterious silence again. The youngest child [ages 13] thought that they had just been attacked by a fox or something so went out to look. Again the mother heard a terrifying screech then again a horrible silence. She had no time to step outside the tent before the murderer attacked her and chopped her up into hundreds of little pieces, whilst she was still alive.
Apparently the ghost of this lady haunts the woods looking for her dead children. If you see her you will either die of get the fright of your life.
Luckily we didn’t see her so we were ok but we were freaked out the whole way round.
Then we walked on a little bit and found some ducks. We wanted to feed them bread but we had none so we threw stones at them instead. Well I didn’t, Robson did. So yeah then we did a lot more walking, sat on drains and then we came across a part of the lake we hadn’t been to before. We saw a metal pot thing like they use in ‘I’m a celebrity’ to eat out of and decided to fish it out the lake with a big stick. We carried it everywhere with us. Then we got to these sandy bank things and i decided to show them my old base. Unfortunately we got lost and stuck and had to get over this little lake thing to get out. We could jupm over but the banks on the other side were really steep and my shoes had no grips. So Robson got over first and climbed up the bank like boys do and me and Abbie were stuck at the bottom. So in the end he took our hands and pulled us up because we kept falling in :]
Then we got really bored and lost so we got a call from my friend Emilie who was down at the X Factor studios. We were gonna prank her by screaming down the phone so we did. We hung up pretending we were being chased when i got a text saying that Alexandra from X factor was on the other side of the phone and we had missed a chance to speak to her Stupid us!
We kept going down the path until we found this army thing. You know where they fill up bags of sand then lay them in like a square to protect them in war. We stood on there and starting making up a dance and a song to so what- pink. It sort of went like…
‘So what!
I am a soldier
I got my army boots
and my helmett
And guess what
I got my shot gun
And now that we’re done
I’m gonna shoot you tonight
Because the nazis
Stole my grenade
Which I neeeededddd
So what
I am a soldier
With my army boots
And your gonna die tonight’
Then we found the army barracks and tried to get to them but we got stuck in the mud :O ! My shoe came off so Robson and Abbie had to rescue me :] .
Then we got out of the woods and went to this fair at the local infant school. W played hook a duck and won some little chocolate santas. We guessed the name of a penguin ‘Pedro’ but didn’t stay to hear the results. Then we bought some cakes from the cake sale and played bargaining at the bric a brac sale. Robson bought me this little teddy thing yay
Then we went to this nearby park and started talking about moving to Australia when we are older. So as me and robson are a year older than abbie we are going to take a gap year in our second year of uni, and hers in her first so we can go to australia and see what it’s like. Robson is going to be a teacher, I am going to be a doctor and Abbie is going to be a hairdresser. And we’re gonna leave uni and live in Austraia forever and ever Yay!
Lastly we went back into the woods to bury some of the things we’d got that day like a time capsule thing. It was quite dark by then so me and abbie were quite scared so robson held our hands Then we buried them and saw this man running up a hill. We kept turning back to watch him run over the hill but he never came over…spoooooky! Then we had to walk past this gang of yobs but we didn’t as we were scared so took a long way round which meant it was nearly pitch black before we got out :O ! We were shivering with fear & coldness. We being me and abbie :]
So yeah, yesterday was a great day
so damn funny.
