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12:34:50 pm on August 24, 2009 |
This song is beautiful, listen to it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfYVpwAe9F8
It’s from bandslam but I love it <3
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08:00:10 pm on August 23, 2009 |
Oh yes, I’m back
!Miss me? Lauren/Flozzo/Chav chic made me decide to do this again. I keep leaving and coming back and saying ‘Oh I’m not gonna do it again’ but I am so yeah…
Anyway, I’ll start posting again tomorrow
So, I find this is a great song to listen to if you break up with someone or have an argument with them: Everything your not- Demi Lovato
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11:22:11 pm on December 5, 2008 |
I took a picture of my friends in a photo frame
We had this cover teacher for Textiles today. This guy was called Mr Bowskill and it was hilarious. He talks so gay it’s almost like a crummy accent but it’s not
There are these two guys called Harry & Andrew in my class and they pretended to be gay in front of him. They kept rubbing against his leg and pretended to snog in front of him. I think they wanted to see if he got turned on [lol]. It was so pants wettingly hilarious I could have died then and there of Laughitus, if there is such a thing…
*strokes beard*
So yeah this has nothing to do with photo frames or anything but I thought it was interesting. What else happened today ummm..
22:17
Oh yeah I sold sweets today
. I bought some lollipops and stuff at Co-op then sold them at school. I made 52p, my hot chocolate money !I am adding a new writer person called Courtney and she can do a post introducing herself…so byeee!
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03:30:09 pm on November 30, 2008 |
Mr Tumnus & Aslan are druggies!
So yesterday I went to the woods with my friends Abbie & Robson. It’s was very cool indeed but very cold. We got into the woods and found a portaloo and had a little shifty [look] in there. Well Robson did as he is the kind of boy that would look inside loos. Then we went and found a skateboard, took it to the edge of the river and tried to make it float. Unfortunately it sank
Muwhahahahaaaaaa
! I told everyone a scary story about the woods that goes like this.A woman and her 3 kids had come camping in to the woods 10 years ago at this very spot where we are. It was their last night after a lovely weekends camping and the youngest child heard some rustling coming from the bushes. The eldest child got out of the tent to take a look. Suddenly a blood curdling scream could be heard from outside and the second child went to see what had happened to the first. He couldn’t find the him anywhere but then he saw a shadow and suddenly everything went black. From inside the tent the youngest child and his mother could hear another piercing scream then a deadly and mysterious silence again. The youngest child [ages 13] thought that they had just been attacked by a fox or something so went out to look. Again the mother heard a terrifying screech then again a horrible silence. She had no time to step outside the tent before the murderer attacked her and chopped her up into hundreds of little pieces, whilst she was still alive.
Apparently the ghost of this lady haunts the woods looking for her dead children. If you see her you will either die of get the fright of your life.
Luckily we didn’t see her so we were ok but we were freaked out the whole way round.
Then we walked on a little bit and found some ducks. We wanted to feed them bread but we had none so we threw stones at them instead. Well I didn’t, Robson did. So yeah then we did a lot more walking, sat on drains and then we came across a part of the lake we hadn’t been to before. We saw a metal pot thing like they use in ‘I’m a celebrity’ to eat out of and decided to fish it out the lake with a big stick. We carried it everywhere with us. Then we got to these sandy bank things and i decided to show them my old base. Unfortunately we got lost and stuck and had to get over this little lake thing to get out. We could jupm over but the banks on the other side were really steep and my shoes had no grips. So Robson got over first and climbed up the bank like boys do and me and Abbie were stuck at the bottom. So in the end he took our hands and pulled us up because we kept falling in :]
Then we got really bored and lost so we got a call from my friend Emilie who was down at the X Factor studios. We were gonna prank her by screaming down the phone so we did. We hung up pretending we were being chased when i got a text saying that Alexandra from X factor was on the other side of the phone and we had missed a chance to speak to her
Stupid us!We kept going down the path until we found this army thing. You know where they fill up bags of sand then lay them in like a square to protect them in war. We stood on there and starting making up a dance and a song to so what- pink. It sort of went like…
‘So what!
I am a soldier
I got my army boots
and my helmett
And guess what
I got my shot gun
And now that we’re done
I’m gonna shoot you tonight
Because the nazis
Stole my grenade
Which I neeeededddd
So what
I am a soldier
With my army boots
And your gonna die tonight’
Then we found the army barracks and tried to get to them but we got stuck in the mud :O ! My shoe came off so Robson and Abbie had to rescue me :] .
Then we got out of the woods and went to this fair at the local infant school. W played hook a duck and won some little chocolate santas. We guessed the name of a penguin ‘Pedro’ but didn’t stay to hear the results. Then we bought some cakes from the cake sale and played bargaining at the bric a brac sale. Robson bought me this little teddy thing yay
Then we went to this nearby park and started talking about moving to Australia when we are older. So as me and robson are a year older than abbie we are going to take a gap year in our second year of uni, and hers in her first so we can go to australia and see what it’s like. Robson is going to be a teacher, I am going to be a doctor and Abbie is going to be a hairdresser. And we’re gonna leave uni and live in Austraia forever and ever
Yay!Lastly we went back into the woods to bury some of the things we’d got that day like a time capsule thing. It was quite dark by then so me and abbie were quite scared so robson held our hands
Then we buried them and saw this man running up a hill. We kept turning back to watch him run over the hill but he never came over…spoooooky! Then we had to walk past this gang of yobs but we didn’t as we were scared so took a long way round which meant it was nearly pitch black before we got out :O ! We were shivering with fear & coldness. We being me and abbie :]So yeah, yesterday was a great day
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02:58:11 pm on November 30, 2008 |
Twas fun [eth]
Ok so… Here is what happened at the sleepover
8:50
Everyone arrived and we all changed into our pyjamas. Closed curtains so annual boy sleepover didn’t peak :]
9:00
Settled down to watch a movie when we heard a noise coming from the garden. Being the brave explorers that we are, we put on our coats and got our torches out. There was about 10 of us altogther and it was freezing cold. We trundled out into the garden and all you could hear was us groaning and moaning but we thought it would be quite an exciting time anyway.
10:00
We have been kidnapped by boys. Well over the past hour we have been pounced on from the bushes from boys with bags. Shoved us in them then dragged us back to their ‘lair’. At about 9:30 after they had dragged us all in, we had to sit in the dark for like 10 minutes because we lost our torches and we got locked up in the basement. We could hear lots of shouting from upstairs and one of the youngest girls started crying [aww]. So me and my friend Hayley manouvered ourselves over to each other and tried undoing the knots of rope around our hands so we could look after Jessica [the little girl]. After about 2 minutes we had managed and crept over to her. We could hear some of the boys coming back down the stairs so i picked her up and we ran to hide under the stairs :] . I would call myself a hero really. Katie[anna] Jones! I had to put my hand over her mouth so they wouldn’t hear us whilst the other girls got splattered with water bombs and flour. Hayley, the girl who I helped untie, started throwing stuff back but then they just tied her back up again.
11:00
In utter despair, watching the girls scream and cry. Luckyy meee…luckyy meee
! After a while I got bored of hiding and decided to creep out through a hole in the wall which lead to the outside with Jessica. She was frightened to death poor thing as she thought we were actually in trouble when it was a silly prank. So I told her she could come with me to make some more water bombs or stay at home but she ended up coming with me and so did Ollie funnily enough [my cat].11:20
So there I was standing with a wimpering girl and a cat, holding a box of water bombs. I decided to go back to the basement and attack the guys. So I walked down to the stairs of the basement, did a little tarzan call for effect, and started chucking. Little known there was like 5 other boys behind me which I didn’t know and they took Jessica before I could stop them. They weren’t mean to her they just tied her to the sofa with the tv on xD ! But one of them grabbed me on the stairs but then he slipped and we were falling down the stairs. Nicely he lifted my head up so I didn’t bump it but he bumped his all the way down
.12:00
Sitting in the basement with popcorn and drinks watching movies. Bandaged up the boy [named Rhys]’s head, I knew my medical training would come in handy
. So basically it was a big prank they pulled but the girls all dried off and got over it. But it was hysterical, I have to say.I will think of a prank to pull on them next month, post ideas please
1:00
Everyone asleep. Night night :]
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09:59:26 pm on November 28, 2008 |
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09:56:59 pm on November 28, 2008 |
I’m holding the annual street sleepover tonight
Basically all the girls around my age who live on my block hold a sleepover once a month to celebreate our err beingness :]
So this month is mine and I totally forgot. Luckily I had some crisps and fizzy drinks in and my next door neighbour is gonna raid her house for sweets and DVD’s so I won’t be in trouble
I will probably keep you posted or I might just do one big post tomorrow. I haven’t quite decided yet but keep checking back for updates =]
Byeeeeee Cloretta (izzle)
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05:27:59 pm on November 28, 2008 |
My hands smell of wood =]
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05:26:59 pm on November 28, 2008 |
If I were blonde the spots and bitchy personality wouldn’t matter.
Seriously if you had 2 heads and one of them was blonde, some guy would fancy you. It’s not like I really wanna be blonde it just so happens most of the girls in my year are blonde, and not single :/ It’s kinda sexist in a hair type of way [ish]. I could so easily go for a cheese toastie right now but i can’t be bothered to make one.
Onto more exciting news, my mum is going out tonight. Yay, sense my sarcasm. This means I have to make my own dinner and sit home alone because my sister ignores me. Aren’t I a lucky girl :]
I was really looking forward to music today and music is like a massive flirt fest between the girls and boys but we had a sub
And we had to make a music magazine which sucked big time. I mean I don’t even like computers all that much because they always break. I’m lucky that my dad knows something about computers even though he is looney and needs a lead. I’m afraid i can’t say the same for my mum who is utterley hopeless at anything to even do with technology.
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08:45:45 pm on November 27, 2008 |
Staring out of my bedroom window at other people havnig a nice life.
Who would have thought things could be so unbelievably pooey? I’m only thirteen and my life is over because of the selfishosity of so-called grown-ups. I said to Mother dear ‘You are ruining my life. Just because yours is practically over there is no reason to take it out on me.’
But as usual when i say something sensible and meaningful she just tutted at me. What sort of mother doesn’t let their child go out to the cinema on their own. I can answer that question, a selfish, meaningless thoughtless mum… (i.e mine)
So what if I’m going with boys? I’m not a child i can behave myself and if things start getting intimate back there in the dark then i wil remove myself from the situation, as i get told many times by my councillor. Him being Mr Snuggums my teddy bear but he is very good. Almost as good as God, although at the moment his miracle powers are failing me. Perhaps I should go to church and worship. I shall have to bring Abbie along with me. I can see it now…it’s going to be extremely intriguing.
I might just go and practise my prayers. Something like..
Dear O’ Wondeful one
My life is totally and utterley ruined [eth] and I have come here to exchange my parents for more caring and understanding species of the loving kind. One fine dad that is not sensationally looney and that doesn’t belong in the looney bin. Also if your having a good day please take away his beardey type thing on the end of his chin that somewhat resembles a fluffy thing…
And as for my mum please can you get rid of the tutting for if I get anymore i could open up a tutting shop.
Amen :]
Good day, Au revoir, Hasta Luego, Adios and Goodbye :]
Captain Coolness
