Je suis une chose de pomme de terre.
what? u dont speak french? ok.
I am a potato thing. 
Felixx♥
P.s Je suis une chose de pomme de terre. Respectez-moi. (same as b4 but with respect me on teh end )
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Miserable Maths Lesson. Period 1, Friday morning.
I’m so bored, writing this in meh maths lesson cuz i have nothing btter to do while teh other idiots try to work out 25%.
15 seconds later.
OMG louis (one of teh idiots) worked out that 25% is same at 1/4. OMG WOW. Poor little idiot…yr 7 and hes finally worked tht out..
5 mins later.
Teh teachers havin a temper tantrum O_o 2 boys talk and she sent them out. quiet….
10 seconds
Now its 10%. Im tempted to stick meh hand up and go ’scuse me miss but i already learn this last yr.’ old hag. babbling on abt stuff ive already learnt and those tards need to work out.
30 seconds
THIS SUXX
5 mins later
Have not gt any idea wat-so-ever wat they’re on abt now. its cold in here. 3mins till end of lesson.
An Art Lesson
Blah blah blah blah texture
Blah blah blah blah marks on bloody paper.
so damn BORING.
Here i am writing this and doin weirdo drawings in my sketch book. ah wait. end of lesson. yay:D
Boring Breaktime
Sitting in libary cuz its warm, writing this. gonna go up to my locker now. At my locker: i now have my books. going to prep now.
Prep
Here i am sittin with my best friend and 2 retards talkin in fake accents. Im tempted to ask teh teacher to call th local asylum… JOY…one of th tards is makin stupid noises and bein told off by teacher. I wanna shoot them thts how annoyin they r.
French Lesson.
WTFH IS SHE ON ABT??? Anyway ive been readin my book under th desk. [sarcasm] joy…some work to do…
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jesuisunefromage
My hands smell of wood =]
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If I were blonde the spots and bitchy personality wouldn’t matter.
Seriously if you had 2 heads and one of them was blonde, some guy would fancy you. It’s not like I really wanna be blonde it just so happens most of the girls in my year are blonde, and not single :/ It’s kinda sexist in a hair type of way [ish]. I could so easily go for a cheese toastie right now but i can’t be bothered to make one.
Onto more exciting news, my mum is going out tonight. Yay, sense my sarcasm. This means I have to make my own dinner and sit home alone because my sister ignores me. Aren’t I a lucky girl :]
I was really looking forward to music today and music is like a massive flirt fest between the girls and boys but we had a sub
And we had to make a music magazine which sucked big time. I mean I don’t even like computers all that much because they always break. I’m lucky that my dad knows something about computers even though he is looney and needs a lead. I’m afraid i can’t say the same for my mum who is utterley hopeless at anything to even do with technology. -
jesuisunefromage
Staring out of my bedroom window at other people havnig a nice life.
Who would have thought things could be so unbelievably pooey? I’m only thirteen and my life is over because of the selfishosity of so-called grown-ups. I said to Mother dear ‘You are ruining my life. Just because yours is practically over there is no reason to take it out on me.’
But as usual when i say something sensible and meaningful she just tutted at me. What sort of mother doesn’t let their child go out to the cinema on their own. I can answer that question, a selfish, meaningless thoughtless mum… (i.e mine)
So what if I’m going with boys? I’m not a child i can behave myself and if things start getting intimate back there in the dark then i wil remove myself from the situation, as i get told many times by my councillor. Him being Mr Snuggums my teddy bear but he is very good. Almost as good as God, although at the moment his miracle powers are failing me. Perhaps I should go to church and worship. I shall have to bring Abbie along with me. I can see it now…it’s going to be extremely intriguing.
I might just go and practise my prayers. Something like..
Dear O’ Wondeful one
My life is totally and utterley ruined [eth] and I have come here to exchange my parents for more caring and understanding species of the loving kind. One fine dad that is not sensationally looney and that doesn’t belong in the looney bin. Also if your having a good day please take away his beardey type thing on the end of his chin that somewhat resembles a fluffy thing…
And as for my mum please can you get rid of the tutting for if I get anymore i could open up a tutting shop.
Amen :]
Good day, Au revoir, Hasta Luego, Adios and Goodbye :]
Captain Coolness
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IM ALIVEEEE!!!! lol. im back after ‘hibernation’.:D anywayyyy,,,,…. i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post becuz i decided to post. there. that explains it in one short…errr…*cough*long*cough* paragraph:D im drinking lemonadeee. i ate porridge eariler:D i drawed a piccy and teh word counts is 544 nt including this part. WOW. im listening to im gay by bfs. wat were we talkin abt? ANYWAY i think tht covers it. byeeeeee.~felixxxxxxxxxx (Felixx)
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Was a disaster
So I crimped my hair and made it look all lovely but then i found out i was gonna get helmet hair )=
Then paul and robson couldn’t come so gemma had to invite liam, he’s ok i guess but a bit boring. But luckily my friend Abbie could come as well then
I got really sweaty and sticky and eww. And I couldn’t wash my hair
. And gemmas mum scares me so i had no fun at the sleepover either. And now im really tired for nothing.The worst bit is that she’s back with her boyfriend who i hate. I’m having a miserable day
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So Gemma turned 13 yesterday!
And she’s having a party at the weekend. There isn’t gonna be very many people, about 100 or so…
No I’m joking, just 5 of us! She’s taking us [Her,Me,Emilie,Paul&Robson] Doughnutting. Doughnutting is where you go down this hill covered in ice, in a massive doughnut.
Sugary yumminess…mmmmmm
So it’s not a real doughnut, just a rubber one.I am sort of dreading it as it’s hard work pulling your doughnut all the way up the hill for a 3 second ride down. Also I have no idea what to wear.
*thinks*
Definately jeans & I have this nice pink top I can wear with a jumper. I can’t be too casual because it’s a party, I can’t be too dressed up as it’s gonna be hard work and I can’t wear short sleeves or a skirt as it’s gonna be coooolddd!!
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Half term is gonna be fun. Thursday and friday night im having a sleepover. Unfortunately on Friday I have to go into school for play rehearsals which I really can’t be bothered with. I will decide later what to wear
Listening to: When your gone- Avril lavigne
Feeling: Cold
Thinking: Why is my computer so noisy?
Wanting: Pot Noodle
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Woo pink leg warmers!
Although they cost me 7 pounds
So yeah, today at school is ‘Wear It Pink’ day to raise money for cancer research or some charity thing like that. So me and my friendies [Me,Emilie,Gemma,Rachel,Kayleigh,Rheannah & Sophie]; the coolest people ever, wore pink leg warmers.
We would have worn more except it was only like one thing. Teachers like to cause misery. Thats why they give out homework. As if they don’t cause enough upset at school they like to make you miserable at home too…
What lovely people!…
So anyway we all swapped leg warmers so we had colourful legs and i gave one of mine to paul [cool person as well] so he could wear it on his head
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jesuisunefromage
I have just found the most hilarious video on youtube
Well, I didn’t find it. Bugsy did…
She described it as Noel
It’s so funnyyyy !!!
